i am typing with russian accent

how the hell did you force me to read that with a russian accent

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I don’t like morning people or mornings or people

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"Now’s not the time to be poetic, she said, just pull my panties down and do me up against this tree."
- Michael Faudet   (via michaelfaudet)

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>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

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a good artist knows where to draw the line

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